Long Distance Drinking
- LDD 021: Burns Hates Panhandling Firefighters and Showboating Veterans
Cheers! On this episode, the guys take some time to break down their thoughts on Avengers: Age of Ultron and their review may surprise you a bit. Also, they take some time at the beginning to talk about Burns’ hatred for panhandlers and over-the-top Veteran reunions (he hopes it doesn’t make him a terrible person, but…
- LDD 020: Trailerpalooza 2 – Scoot and Shoot in Hot-lanta!
Welcome back drinking buddies! It is upon us yet again, another Trailerpalooza! Even with Brent on location in Hot-lanta for work, we discuss the most recent reveals of information and how we feel about Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Jurassic World, Terminator: Genysis, Fantastic Four, and Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice. We also discuss the new…
- LDD 019: Brent Wants an Apple Watch, He Just Doesn’t Know it Yet…
We know it has been a bit, but we are back and ready to get drinking! On this episode, we discuss Brent’s almost complete turn to the dark side as he has added an iPhone 6 Flex to his already long list of Apple products. With the Apple Watch out, will he want to complete…
- LDD 018: It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year… for P-Talk!
In a true sign that March Madness has overtaken us, we have another very special episode of Long Distance Drinking! On this episode, we kind of celebrate St. Patrick’s Day by discussing how for a couple of us, it pales in comparison to March Madness for us. Then, we discuss our March Madness traditions and why…
- LDD 017: An Ode to Leonard Nemo and Michael Clarke Duncan
Hey There Fellow Drinkers! It is time again for another batch of some Long Distance Drinking! On this episode, through Leonard Nimoy’s death, we end up discussing and re-living the great career of Michael Clarke Duncan more than that of Mr. Nemo’s (as Lance keeps accidentally saying). Aside from that, we stick with the “Hollywood”…
- LDD 016: We Blame Lance, He Still Blames the Scotch
Happy Belated New Year Everyone! This episode we discuss why it is we didn’t record when we were all together for the holidays as discussed in the last episode (our title lays it out pretty clearly). We then discuss the things that went down over our holiday break, including our discussion of The Interview. Aside from…
- LDD 015: Strap on your Subwoofers!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Fellow Drinkers! We get together this time to debrief from our previous craaaaazy episode. Brent decides he can no longer discuss relationships on the podcast, Lance decides that he should never drink a half-bottle of scotch in one sitting ever again, and Burns continues to say stupid shit he regrets…
- LDD 014: Lance Blames the Scotch
It’s time again to do a little (or a lot of) Long Distance Drinking! One year to the day that it all started on as a matter of fact! This time, the main topic of conversation is the fellas thoughts on the story and science of the movie Interstellar. In fact, we go into a good…
- LDD 013: It’s All About the Jamberries
It’s time again to do a little Long Distance Drinking! The fellas (joined by #1 fan Justin) cover pretty much the whole gamut of hot topics that are challenging society today: Ebola, the apocalypse, Snapchat, the Redskins name debate, marijuana legalization, the Loch Ness Monster, Amazon Prime vs. Netflix, reality TV, the worst fast food places…
- LDD 012: Drunk Burns Spills His Hot Sauce or An Ode to the O.C.
First off, apologies on the sound being a tad quiet at parts and over-loud at other parts. It apparently wasn’t a great idea for Burns to be blitzed when mic testing. Or for an entire podcast, which he was. On this episode, Burns cannot hide his exuberance at the Gophers beating the Wolverines and winning…
- LDD 011: A Whole Hand of Scotch
It’s time again to get your drink on! We’re back with one of our longer drinking sessions. This time we discuss how Michael Bay is raping our childhoods – and specifically how Lance keeps falling for it. We try to prognosticate where he will strike next and then decide to cast a new He-Man movie,…
- LDD 010: Lance is a Goth Hipster
Kanpai faithful drinkers! It is time for another Long Distance Drinking! In this episode, we discuss Guardians of the Galaxy and just how awesome of a movie it is. We also debate whether it is the best marvel movie yet and why. We also have the revelation that Lance is a goth hipster and explain…
- LDD 009: Call Us, Robert Rodriguez!
It’s time again for some Long Distance Drinking! Join Brently, Lance and Burns as they drink and discuss a cornucopia of topics. Among topics this time are our drinking rules, how to do March Madness the right way in Las Vegas, and we pitch a long awaited sequel to one of the most beloved movies of…
- LDD 008: Lord Loves a Workin’ Man
We’re back! Out mid-season break has us relaxed and ready to rock out, with our cocks out! Godzilla is out and we discuss our thoughts; spoiler alert – Lance had issues with it (no surprise there). We even create our own spin-off character from the show (and we want all licensing rights).
- Long Distance Drinking 007: Kari, Listen to me!
This week we go head to head with our new arch nemesis. We sacrifice our first batch of male eye candy to our new beast, The Oprah. And we get one step closer to finding out which member of the show is likely to come out of the closet. Listen, and Enjoy!
- Long Distance Drinking 006: Burns Brings Back Ball Busting
In this weeks Long Distance Drinking Burns really brings out the Ball busting guns on Lance and I. We also get into some internet politics, and introduce our female friendly sacrificial monster. Enjoy!
- Long Distance Drinking 005: ISP Bitches!!!
On this weeks show we tackle the accusations of being called a sexist. We also experience our first taste of real technical difficulties. But most of it is ok. Enjoy!
- Long Distance Drinking 004: Our First Two Parter…… Part Two
This week we are joined, once again, by fellow drinking buddy John Meilner. We talk Godzilla excitement, Lance learns about porn on the internet, and I read a children’s book. Hope you enjoy!
- Long Distance Drinking 003: Our First Two Parter…… Part One
This week the boys MEN are joined by special long distance drinking buddy, John Meilner. We kick off our new theme song and Joe and I tactfully rub our Kate Upton victory in Lance’s stupid face. ENJOY! *may contain small Game of Thrones spoiler
- Long Distance Drinking 002: Meth and Sex are Better than The Newsies
In our second podcast we discuss the likelihood that the NSA might be the first people to care about us (sorry parents). And we put to bed some very controversial subjects.
- Long Distance Drinking 001: Buttered Bread and Amanda Bynes
In our inaugural podcast you get to see hear how three lifelong friends keep in touch using the power of the internet. Lance goes off on his political views about Amanda Bynes, Burns talks about his love of Buttered bread, and you get to find out if Brent is really an asshole. click on the play…
- GOON Ep. 7 – Summer Board Game Extravaganza!
Game on! After a bit of an editing hiatus (sorry about that), we are back at it! Over our summer vacation, we had the first opportunity ever to get together as an entire GOON group and play some games, so we played a bunch of board games! Many games were played – those we discuss on…
- GOON Ep. 6 – South Park Day 3- The Testicle Episode
***WARNING*** This episode contains complete spoilers of the end of South Park: The Stick of Truth Game On, Oblivious Noobs! We’ve finished the game and oh what an experience it was! Listen to us break down the final day of South Park: The Stick of Truth in all of its glory. We each also give our…
- GOON Ep. 5 – Day 2 of South Park: The Stick of Truth Gamecast
***WARNING*** This episode contains complete spoilers of the first half of South Park: The Stick of Truth. Game On, Oblivious Noobs! We’re back and deep into our playthrough of South Park: The Stick of Truth! Listen to the gamecast to find out our thoughts on all of the trials and travails in the middle portion of…
- GOON Ep. 4: Destiny Alpha and E3 Off-topic
Game On, Oblivious Noobs! We’re off-topic once again as we wanted to finish up our thoughts on E3 and then discuss the Destiny First-Look Alpha that happened right before that!
- GOON Ep. 3: Our Consoles and is Nintendo Broken?
Game On, Oblivous Noobs! Welcome to Episode #3 of the Gamecast! This time, we’re off-topic, discussing our gaming consoles and why we have them along with why we don’t own the other consoles. Then, that branches into a larger discussion about Nintendo – what we think about them and if we believe they are in…
- GOON Gamecast Episode 2: South Park: The Stick of Truth Part 1
***WARNING*** This episode contains complete spoilers of Day 1 of the game South Park: The Stick of Truth. Game On, Oblivious Noobs! If you have any comments on this episode or anything else, reach out and let us know your feedback by emailing us at email@example.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @gameongoons! In this episode,…
- Game On Oblivious Noobs! Episode 1 – Howdy Doo to You and The Stick of Truth
Game On, Oblivious Noobs! Welcome to our new podcast, the GOON Gamecast! We hope you enjoy what Tom “Awesome”, Lance and the Hobby Box are putting out for you here! Once again, reach out and let us know your feedback by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Also, follow us on Twitter @gameongoons! In this episode, we…